I don’t quite understand what happened. I put on my Union Bay cargo pants, the ill-fitting ones that require a belt so they don’t fall down. I didn’t notice anything different right away. I rolled up my right leg and biked to work.
Then I realized, there were holes in my pants. I’m not sure what caused the holes in my pants. If I pat my leg around the holes, small fabric particles come bloom into the air.
This is very distressing and I’m going to blame New Mexico. Or little people with little teeth.
Boy, I hope my other pants don’ t have unexplained holes. Maybe I need a dresser instead of shelves.