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Dear Jerk,

Image ganked from this blog, which is actually a really nice post.

Image banked from this blog, which is actually a really nice post.

You probably saw me stammer through my phone number as I talked with the clerk at the T-Mobile counter. I was wearing a pair of jeans with an untucked button-up shirt. My wife had a maroon skirt and a simple top and our baby was wearing a blue striped zip-up and smiling her face off.

You, I remember it clearly, you had on a pair of black cargo pants and a white t-shirt, which you had tucked in. It strained to contain your tummy. Your hair was swept back, a month or two past the due date for a trim.

You stood at the counter talking politely, but firmly with the staff. At your hip a holstered pistol.

And I did it, I foisted a stereotype upon you.

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Pure Bullshit

My favorite spam

It’s tempting, I know. Reading through this one took every last drop of my willpower to resist clicking. Who is ‘This guy’ they link to? Will it take me to a picture of him? What about the shocking story? Live action of ‘This guy’ almost getting himself killed lulled into a delusion of safety by his closet full of guns?

And really, what if you were wearing a suit made of guns so that anyone who tried to come near you would be filled with holes? Would that trump this new method of protection? I’m not sure and I may never know. I didn’t have the guts to click any of the links.

What about you, do you value the safety of your family enough to click!?!?

My New Favorite Spam

This shows up when you search 'alternatives protection guns'

This shows up when you search ‘alternatives protection guns’.

This guy almost got himself
killed…because he thought he was
protected by his guns…

Here’s the shocking story that will make
you think twice if you are confident
that your guns will save you:

>> Click Here To View The Short Story

Even though guns can protect you…in
reality, when a crisis happens so
quickly…guns actually give you a false
sense of protection.

Instead, there are simple tricks that
ANYONE can use…even seniors, or people
with disabilities…to disarm any
attacker and take down anyone (no matter
how big they are) with only 1 hit.

>>>You’ll discover the method here.

Stay Safe!
Frank Bell

P.S. Self defence experts have already
sent me numerous hate mails, claiming
that I’m destroying their businesses by
exposing the truth.

But I believe you and your family
deserve to know the real facts about
self protection

>>>Click here to watch the video

P.P.S: This Is The Secret Move I’m Talking About::

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